i just moved a bunch of media files from one device, to the other, and the file creation dates for a small number of my directories (and their contents) moved a few years into the future.
this problem smelled like a python 1 liner; i came pretty close – highlight to see the code:
import os, sys, subprocess
for d,s,fs in os.walk(sys.argv[1]):
for p in (s+fs):
subprocess.call(["touch",os.path.join(d,p)])
(source online, in case I improve it)
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